My house is on the market at the moment, and I’ve just shown a couple and their young daughter round.
How can it be that despite having spent hours tidying up (Piglet is very untidy…) it wasn’t until I showed them into my bedroom that I noticed the bra hanging from the top of the door?
*creeps away, horrified*
Edited to add: Okay, so I thought that was bad… but 30 minutes after the first lot I showed a second lot round, and in the intervening period Piglet had been upstairs and produced the largest poo ever produced by a Border Terrier, on one of the bedroom carpets.
I give up…