Brilliant vid! Plus… wee funny jokey!

This is quite wonderful!

Somehow I think little Piggly’s brain-cells aren’t quite up to this sort of thing. I’m sure Piss-Piss could do it if she wanted to, though.

Edited to add: Heheheheh… having just received this wee jokey in an email from a pal I just couldn’t resist adding it to the end of my earlier post…

In a hospital, relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ‘The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, and very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the cost of the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.”

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?”

The doctor quickly responded, “£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain.”

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some just couldn’t help smirking. Eventually one man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.

“So why does the male brain cost so much more?'”

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence, and turned to explain to the entire group. “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*hic*

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4 Responses to Brilliant vid! Plus… wee funny jokey!

  1. Laura says:

    Wow!
    Incredible video! It only confirms my belief in animals having more intelligence that we give them credit for. My cat (whose name was Myrtle) definitely used to ‘talk’ to me when I came home from work.
    Brilliant!

  2. Laura says:

    OOOps! Forgot to say I’m sending the joke to some of my friends – I know they’ll appreciate it!

  3. The Odyssee says:

    Hey,good vid.
    Glad to have you back.
    The Joke! Well as they say “The old ones are the best”.
    Bye the way, Which phone did you settle for for mobile blogging and why? I am trying to get as much info as pos so that i make the right decision with my new one pending. Thanks Alan

  4. Gibson says:

    Great video. I’m biased, but nothing surprises me about the capabilities of Border collies. Liked the joke too, though when I recounted it to Lynne I was relieved when I got to the last sentence!

    Good to have you back and like Alan, I’d be interested to hear about the phone you use for mobile blogging.

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