Trip along the pier

Piggle and me on the train on the pier in the sun

Piggle and I took the little train along the pier at home, yesterday, with some pals. We enjoyed the journey very much.

On the way back, Piglet met a dog who told her a story about an experience he’d had out walking in the hills a week or so ago.

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: “God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.”

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs, and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: “God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the River.”

And poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, walked one hundred yards up-stream and walked across the bridge.

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

🙂

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6 Responses to Trip along the pier

  1. Gibson says:

    Presumably a bitch that told Piggle this story?!

  2. Gibson says:

    Oops! No, I see it was a ‘he’!

  3. JH says:

    “And poof! He was turned into a woman.”

    Ooh! Shut that door!!*

    “She checked the map, walked one hundred yards up-stream and walked across the bridge.”

    Uh ….. which way up does the map go Shirl 🙂 (Just kidding).

    I wouldn’t have believed you could write such an un-PC piece Shirl – You must have been having a good time. Did they have any of those saucy postcards on the pier 🙂

    John

    * You’ll have to use Google if you’re below a certain age.

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